Enemy language

Hello to all English speakers who play DNOTA_2.
I started this topic to find some people who wants "popizdet'" in English.
Yes, I know that I'm very bad in English. So what, YOPTA?
Almost every link in seach-engine leads to a website like facebook, but I'm not interested in searching native speakers.
The language is my interest. Not their themes, politics or stupid questions about Russia and Ukraine.
So, does anyone want to tell us something in enemy language?

Please, do not leave posts in Russian if you can. Thanks.